Weather Wimps Unite!

Ah, come on. You can't possibly expect me to venture out today. The weather is TERRIBLE. I mean, have you seen the forecast? It's like a war zone out there. I'm not made of sugar, you know. I won't melt in the rain.

But, of course, that's not all. Oh no. It's not just the rain. It's the HUMIDITY that's the real killer. I'll be a prune by the end of the day. And don't even get me started on the WIND! It's like nature's own personal torture device.

So, here's the plan: I'll stay in, binge-watch Netflix, and pretend the weather outside doesn't exist. Because, honestly, it's just too much for this fragile human to handle.